A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

None But The Brave Can Live With The Fair.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.