Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.