Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.