Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

Don't Say Yes Until I've Finished Talking. - Attributed To Many Hollywood Executives Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.