Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.