The World's A Stage, And I Want

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

Radio As We Know It Is Pretty Much Changing Completely.