The World's A Stage, And I Want

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

The Best Time Is During The Struggle. The Top Of The Mountain Is Usually Small, Freezing And Lonesome. To This Day I'm Continually Reinvesting Myself In Something New. I'm Not Afraid To Start As A Beginner In Anything.