Best Tight Pants Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

I Am A Strong Woman With Or Without This Other Person, With Or Without This Job, And With Or Without These Tight Pants.

I Don't Wear Small Shoes, Or Tight Pants That Squash Your Balls.

I Don't Know Any Woman In France Who Doesn't Talk To Firemen And Smile At Them, Because They're Always So Sweet, And They're Wearing Those Tight Pants. Even My Dad Looks At Their Ass When They Walk Down The Street!