The World Is Run By C Students

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

When I Was Losing, They Called Me Nuts. When I Was Winning They Called Me Eccentric.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

Don't Be Just Another Guy Going Down The Street And Going Nowhere.