The Only Mystery In Life Is Why

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

I Come From New York Where, If You Fall Down, Someone Will Pick You Up By Your Wallet.

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.

Our Guys Took Shop And Advanced Shop. Shop Is When You Make A Chair. Advanced Shop Is When You Paint It.