Live Every Day As If It Were

Remember, Half The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Class.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

Our Guys Took Shop And Advanced Shop. Shop Is When You Make A Chair. Advanced Shop Is When You Paint It.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

I Don't Think Any Decent Human Being Enjoys Recruiting.