If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep

The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That They Become Sophomores.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Dean Meminger Was Quicker Than 11:15 Mass At A Seaside Resort.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.