The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun