The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

It's Pitching, Hitting And Defense That Wins. Any Two Can Win. All Three Make You Unbeatable.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.