The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.