I Went Through Baseball As A Player

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

I Went Through Baseball As A Player To Be Named Later.