I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

Baseball Is Drama With An Endless Run And An Ever-changing Cast.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th Birthday. It Might Not Be The Happiest Occasion In The World, But Consider The Alternative.