The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th Birthday. It Might Not Be The Happiest Occasion In The World, But Consider The Alternative.

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

Baseball Is Drama With An Endless Run And An Ever-changing Cast.