The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.