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One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!