One Thing You Learned As A Cubs

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.