The Wife's Mother Said, ‘when You're Dead,

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

My Lad Chewed And Swallowed A Dictionary. We Gave Him Epsom Salts - But We Can't Get A Word Out Of Him.