The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

I'm Often Accused Of Saying Some Pretty Rotten Things About My Mother-in-law. But Quite Honestly, She's Only Got One Major Fault - It's Called Breathing.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'