The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

I Took My Mother-in-law To Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Horrors, And One Of The Attendants Said: 'keep Her Moving Sir; We're Stock-taking.'

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

I Don't Mind What The Critics Say, So Long As I Get Some Reaction. The Worst Thing Is To Be Ignored.

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'