The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

In Awe, I Watched The Waxing Moon Ride Across The Zenith Of The Heavens Like An Ambered Chariot Towards The Ebony Void Of Infinite Space Wherein The Tethered Belts Of Jupiter And Mars Hang, For Ever Festooned In Their Orbital Majesty. And As I Looked At All This I Thought... I Must Put A Roof On This Toilet.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'