Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work. A Hot Rivet Dropped Down Her Drawers And She Fell Off The Oil Rig.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.