The Turkey - My Number One Thing

We Are Fat And Sick And Dying Because We Have Handed A Basic, Fundamental And Intimate Function Of Life Over To Corporations. We Choose To Value Our Nourishment So Little That We Entrust It To Strangers. This Is Insanity. Feed Yourselves. Feed Your Loved Ones. And For God's Sake Feed Your Children.

Now My Wife May Think She's Locked Me Out Of The Kitchen But Macgyver's Not My Patron Saint For Nothing.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.

Laminated Lettuce ... Perfect For Holiday Gift Giving.

I'm Too Tired To Hate.