The Turkey - My Number One Thing

I'm Grateful My Teenaged Daughter Is Healthy And Well And For The Work I Do To Make A Living.

Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

If My Wife Made Childhood Obesity Her Mission And I Signed A Law Making 1/8 Cup Of Tomato Paste A Vegetable, I'd Be Sleeping On The Sofa.

Last Year, I Made A Refrigerator In My Basement. And I Needed To Because I Needed To Figure How - You Know There Is No Such Thing As 'cold.' There Is Only Less Heat.

Enough People Have Now Mentioned Bill Nye The Science Guy To Me That I Now Desperately Avoid It All Costs.