If You're Good With A Knife, You

I Looked For A Very Long Time, Knowing That It Had To Happen, But It Took Me A Long Time To Find Someone With The Same Background And Whatnot And I Finally Found Him

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec Teacher.

I Feel A Strong Wakeup Call And Need To Build Social Connections.