I Played Every Bad Guy In Shakespeare.

You Know, [skin] Happens At The Gravy Boat Stage - Right? - Or This Happens When You're Trying To Keep It Warm. So The Way That I Avoid This Is I Keep My Gravy - The Second It's Done, I Put It In A Thermos, Which Will Keep It Hot And Will Prevent Air From Getting To The Surface. And I Keep It There Till The Last Moment. The Last Thing That Goes Out To The Table Is The Gravy, And I Pour It Out Of The Thermos And Immediately Move It In.

Now My Wife May Think She's Locked Me Out Of The Kitchen But Macgyver's Not My Patron Saint For Nothing.

I'm Just Sitting Around Thinking About Turkey.

Racism. It's Ugly. Even In Tubers.

I Have Nothing But Sympathy For The People Who Are Forced To Work With Me. I'm Better Now At Picking Out Those That Want To Play That Game With Me, And Those That Don't.