Your Patience Will Be Rewarded.

Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

I'm Not A Slave Driver Or A Yeller. I Was Yelled At In Kitchens And Other Workplaces.

Last Year, I Made A Refrigerator In My Basement. And I Needed To Because I Needed To Figure How - You Know There Is No Such Thing As 'cold.' There Is Only Less Heat.

My Mantra Was To Educate People - To Actually Give Them The Know-how They Could Use - And To Do It In A Very Subversive Kind Of Way. I Would Entertain Them, And I Was Going To Teach Them Whether They Knew It Or Not.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.