Your Patience Will Be Rewarded.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

My Advice: Write Down Everything You Eat. It's Amazing What That "self Honesty" Can Do For You. (do You Really Want To Have To Confess That Doughnut? I Thought Not.)

I Only Really Fake It Anymore With Sommeliers Who Are Being Really Snotty To Me And I Don't Want To Take Their Grief And So I Try To Do Something To Kind Of Throw Them Off Or Put Them On The Defensive, Even If I Don't Know What I'm Talking About

Racism. It's Ugly. Even In Tubers.

I Feel Like Being On Broadway Will Convince My Mother That My Theater Degree Was Worth It.