Your Patience Will Be Rewarded.

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Recipe Writers Hate To Write About Heat. They Despise It. Because There Aren't Proper Words For Communicating What Should Be Done With It.

I Want To Bring Things Up To Room Temperature, Especially Poultry, Before I Cook It Because I Want It To Cook Faster So That There's Less Moisture Loss.

Cranberries Contain A Massive Amount Of Natural Pectins. They Will Gel All On Their Own, Which Is Why You Can Basically Make Cranberry Sauce Out Of Filling.