A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.