A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.