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Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.