The Time To Begin Most Things Is

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

Healthy Parakeets Have The Nervous Energy Of Tennis Players.

Tragedy Isn't Getting Something, Or Failing To Get It; It's Losing Something You Already Have.

Suburb: A Place That Isn't City, Isn't Country, And Isn't Tolerable.