Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National

Learn A Little Of Anything, And You're Ready To Proselytize.

Always Live Up To Your Standards — By Lowering Them, If Necessary.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.

We Climb Mountains Because They Are There, And Worship God Because He Is Not.