Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment,

Neurotics Have Plenty Of Non-neurotic Friends, But Not For Long.

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

We Are Seldom Happy With What We Now Have, But Would Go To Pieces If We Lost Any Part Of It.

We Are Irritated By Rascals, Intolerant Of Fools, And Prepared To Love The Rest. But Where Are They?

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.