Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment,

One Of Life's Few Really Reliable Pleasures: To Have A Family You Love, And To Leave Them For A Week.

If Your Children Spend Most Of Their Time In Other People's Houses, You're Lucky; If They All Congregate At Your House, You're Blessed.

In The Arithmetic Of Love, One Plus One Equals Everything, And Two Minus One Equals Nothing.

All Love Is Probationary, A Fact Which Frightens Women And Exhilarates Men.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.