After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.