After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.