After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.