The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.

I Don't Like Doing Movies, Period. Movies Are Hard. I Like Tv.

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.

That's What I Loved About Temptation Island. I Don't Even Know Why They Did It.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.