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That's Life When You're On The D-list.

I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown? I Loved The Breakdown.

I Grew Up In Chicago And Was A Huge Fan Of 'the Second City', So When I Moved To L.a., I Was Looking For Anything That Resembled That... Then I Started 'the Groundlings', So I Went To A Show And It Was Very Much Like 'second City'. I Was So Impressed That That Same Night I Went Backstage And I Went Up To The Funniest Person There.

I Believe Fully In Making Fun Of Children. I Believe Very Strongly That You Should Never Make Fun Of An Embryo Or Your Ovaries. I Am A Big Believer On Breaking Those Rules. It's A Case-by-case Basis. But The Thing Is, There's So Many Ways To Make A Joke About Something That Is Sort Of Maybe Verboten Or Something.

My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion Of One Of America's Great Shipping And Railroad Families, The Vanderbilts.