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When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

A Lot Of Stars Don't Have A Sense Of Humor.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

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