So I Wonder If Anything Should Ever

I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many Crazy Hollywood Events As I Can Because You Never Know Where You Can Pick Up Material.

I Don't Like Doing Movies, Period. Movies Are Hard. I Like Tv.

Do You Remember A Little Phenom Called Step Aerobics? If You Do, Then You Know How Crazy It Was To Take Two Ninety-minute Classes In A Row. It’s Incredible That I Didn’t Die From A Blunt Injury To The Back Of My Head From Slipping On My Own Pool Of Sweat.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.