My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

Phoenix Is Great. I Love Phoenix, .. I Love Scottsdale. I Love The James Hotel. I Have A Kathy Griffin Suite. I Love -what's That Place Called? Az 88. I Had Never Had A Cheese Crisp, So I Went To - Oh, Can't Remember. We Went To The State Fair, Where I Was All About The Deep-fried Twinkie. I Ate Every Deep-fried Thing - Oh, It Was Heavenly. I Ate Until I Got Sick.