Life Begins As A Quest Of The

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.