The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.