The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.