The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.