The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.