The Senate Is The Only Show In

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.