The Senate Is The Only Show In

We Favor Putting Congress On A Commission Basis. Pay Them For Results. If They Do A Good Job And The Country Prospers, They Get 10% Of The Extra Take.

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

Let's All Pull Together And Make These United States The Grandest Place In This Whole Country. I See A Vision. A Glorious Vision. A United People, Marching Forward Shoulder To Shoulder, Giving Their All For The Common Good, Working While I Whistle.