My Mind Works So Fast. When I

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

A Friend Asked Her Doctor If A Woman Should Have Children After Thirty-five. I Said, "thirty-five Children Is Enough For Any Woman.