Some People Are Amazed At My Brain,

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.