Some People Are Amazed At My Brain,

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands For And The Voters Fall For.