The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle

They Were Afraid, Never Having Learned What I Taught Myself: Defeat The Fear Of Death And Welcome The Death Of Fear.

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle You Keep In The Attic - Just One Of Those Unfortunate Things.

Take, For Example, The African Jungle, The Home Of The Cheetah. On Whom Does The Cheetah Prey? The Old, The Sick, The Wounded, The Weak, The Very Young, But Never The Strong. Lesson: If You Would Not Be Prey, You Had Better Be Strong.

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.