Once You Start A War, You Have

The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle You Keep In The Attic - Just One Of Those Unfortunate Things.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.

If The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms Insists Upon A Firefight, Give Them A Firefight. Just Remember, They're Wearing Flak Jackets And You're Better Off Shooting For The Head.