My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.