My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.