My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.