My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.