The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That