I Had A Career Before The Stern

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

It's Good To Be Alive.

When You Did Impressions On 'madtv,' The Producers Gave You A Walkman That Played Huge Sections Of Whatever Movie Was Being Parodied, With Your Character's Catchphrases Recorded On A Loop. You'd Wear This Thing Around During Rehearsals And For A Week Listen To The Voice You Had To Impersonate Over And Over Again. It Drove All Of Us Crazy.