I'm Not Going To Lie To You

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.