The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Obama Came In And Said He Was Going Turn Everything Around, And You Can't. Give The Guy A Break. But I Question A Lot Of What's Happening. It's Certainly Going To Reflect In My Vote, But Who Else Is There? It's A Horrible Time, Because People Vote Party Lines Instead Of What's Good For The Country. I Think The Whole Health Care Issue Turned So Ugly, Because Of Party Lines, And That's Not What That's Supposed To Be About.

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.