Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.