Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Never Floss A Stranger.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.