The Only Way To Cure An Egotist

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

Many A Man Works Himself To Death By Burying Himself In His Work.