When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.