When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.