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After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

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The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.