A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.