A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.