A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.