A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.