A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.