Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.