The Only Literary Men Are Those Who

For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is A Life Saver.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home When It Comes To Wearing What You Like.

In Uplifting, Get Underneath.

Familiarity Breeds Contentment.